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Liquid Ass

  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray Smells like ASS ... only worse
  • 30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
  • Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin!
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle

Toilet Mug

  • A great gift for the potty-mouth or coffee drinker
  • Made of high quality ceramic, it holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage

Woman with Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decal

  • Highest quality Semi-Gloss vinyl; vibrant and bright
  • Pre-cut decals; simply peel and Stick
  • Removable and repositionable with no sticky residue


  • Fits Most Small-Medium Hands
  • Elastic "Waistband" Wristband
  • Cotton Spandex Material

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

  • Purely for use on the hands (contains alcohol, so may sting anywhere else!)
  • Kills 99.9% of germs on contact
  • This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin

Edible Insects

  • No Artificial Flavoring or Colors
  • Boiled and Dehydrated not Fried
  • Great Source of Protein